hi, i'm patrick

Why yes, I would like that blog to go.

This is my first blog post in a while. I used to xanga, until that got mega lame, and now that I am determined to let google infiltrate every area of my life, I got a blogger (which is google). Becky and I have talked about starting a blog when we get married to keep everyone in the loop...and guess what... we eloped!! (Just kidding, that would have been uber-sweet though!) I figured a blog isn't the wafflemaker she won't let me use until we get married, so I began the journey.

First, let me explain that google is the best non-female thing ever. Although, every once in a while google will give you an unexpected error for no justifiable reason, and while this is female-like, I prefer to think of google as not having human parts, particularly female parts. But that's a whole different blog.

google is a noun, a verb, a miracle, a time saver, a time waster, a search engine, an email app, and all things wonderful. google can do many things, but google will not wait (stolen from a hallmark card Becky bought for someone not me). google does amazing things and they all seem to work. and they're mostly all mobile, which is awesome, thus me ordering this blog to go.

Well, I just wanted to start this thing off right. It did not have the blessing of Queen Elizabeth, but I think we'll be fine. If she had given us a blessing, it may have read: May God bless this blog and all those who read it.